I’ve said it a million times: The more you subsidize something, the more of it you’ll have. And that’s proven several times over in the case of these protesting idiots in Ferguson, and now Baltimore. 1) If they had to actually work for a living, they’d be too tired to loot, riot, protest, or otherwise make jackasses of themselves. 2) […]

What we have here folks is what I call the “Douchebag-Accomplishment Matrix for Presidential Candidates”. You see, I figure that since no candidate is ideal anyways, the best we can do is elect someone who is as little a douchebag as possible, while having the record or potential to accomplish as much useful shit as possible. In our chart above, […]

Out of 30 separate counts, a jury found Tsarnaev guilty on… ALL 30. 17 of those counts carry a penalty up to and including death. I had friends near the blast area. I had a sister, and her friends not much farther away. For us, the Marathon is a part of the city, and the area. It’s culture. And this […]

Should businesses be forced to serve people who ask them to violate their deeply-held beliefs? Does the freedom to practice your religion extend to how you conduct your business? Should Christian-owned businesses- who feel homosexuality is a sin- be made to serve homosexual events against their faith? Should Muslims and Jews be forced to handle pork? Is it okay to […]

By Patryk Patrioti With so much news in the media about police shootings, it’s no wonder there seems to be a great mystery about how, when, and where the police can use their firearms. I thought I’d take a minute to explain the legalities in some detail. Police are neither trained to “shoot to kill” nor “shoot in nonlethal places”. They […]